Khajuraho
Not the temples you've been told about. Around twenty-five survive of an original eighty-odd, built by the Chandelas in a hundred-year burst and then left alone in the forest for centuries. Yes, there is erotic sculpture — it is perhaps a tenth of what is carved there, and treating it as the subject is like visiting a library for the marginalia.
What's actually on those walls is everyone: musicians, soldiers, a woman removing a thorn from her foot, a man writing a letter, elephants misbehaving. And above them the shikhara of Kandariya Mahadeva rises about thirty metres in deliberate imitation of a mountain range, because the building is an argument about where gods live. Three visits over three days, always early, with someone who can read it. The Jain temples in the eastern group get their own morning and almost nobody gives them one.
Panna
The park that lost every tiger it had, and got them back. By around 2009 Panna had none — poached out, completely. Tigers were brought in from other reserves and the population was rebuilt from effectively zero. It worked, which almost never happens, and it is the single best conservation story in India that nobody tells tourists.
And it may now be partly drowned. The Ken–Betwa river-linking project involves submerging a portion of the reserve, and the argument over it is live, bitter and unfinished. I'll put you in front of people on more than one side of it. You came for a tiger; you'll leave with an opinion about water, which is the better souvenir.
The Ken itself deserves a morning on the water — gharial on the banks, and a gorge that explains why the Chandelas had good stone.
Orchha
A capital that was abandoned rather than destroyed. Founded by the Bundelas around 1531 and left largely alone since, which is why it feels less like a monument and more like a town that lost its job. Jahangir Mahal, built to receive a Mughal emperor for a visit; the Raja Mahal murals; a line of cenotaphs standing in the Betwa at Kanchana Ghat.
And the strangest thing in the zone: at Ram Raja, Ram is worshipped not as a god but as a reigning king. The idol was meant for the great Chaturbhuj temple next door and could not be moved, so the palace became the temple — and the king receives a guard of honour, with an armed salute, daily. It is the only place in the country where the state salutes a deity as a head of state. Two nights minimum. Almost nobody stays two nights.